Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Why its great to be a guy...

Carrying on with the guy theme, I thought I'd share a couple of reasons as to why I'm quite happy to be a guy...

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
3. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
4. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
5. Your last name stays put.
6. The garage is all yours.
7. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
10. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
12. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
13. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
14. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
15. There is always a game on somewhere.

Got any other reasons why you think it's great to be a guy?


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