A good mate of mine sent me these qoutes and they really made me laugh! I couldn't help but share them with you guys.1.) I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
2.) It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
3.) A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. "My wife found out.."
4.) Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
5.) How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
6.) A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
7.) If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
8.) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Do you know any other funny quotes?
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