After reading and participating in a couple of discussions about what the Church should and shouldn’t be, I’ve decided that I’m going to try and please all of these nutty theologians and church goers.I have decided that I am going to produce the newest and by far the most outstanding sim game ever…
For the theologian and church going individual, I present:
The game that will allow you to be the pastor of your very own church. Heck, if you don’t like the word pastor, then call yourself a Reverend or maybe just the guy who leads the discussion group. The choice is yours! Post-modern, liberal, conservative, confused… you can be whoever you want to be!
You even get to choose when and where you meet! The bar or the local cathedral… again, the choice is yours! Why even meet at all? After all you are the Church!
We can’t forget about worship! Rock away to contemporary songs or sing some old hymns… music doesn’t fit your needs? Then light up the candles and pray away!
SimChurch is so advanced you can even choose whether you want to rip people off with their tithes by preaching that they’ll go to hell (if you choose to let it exist) if they don't tithe or you can simply tell them that are able to tithe should they choose to…
Choose to have set doctrines or not… Argue and beat homosexuals and those who commit adultery… Throw stones at those who are sinners whilst knowing that you’re a purified saint!
Create and run a church the way YOU WANT IT TO BE RUN!!!
After all, the church is all about YOU!!!
SimChurch… the game for Christians that want it there way!
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